April 28, 2007
Moving Day Redux
I be moving again.
No posts for a while.
Celebrate or mourn where appropriate.
April 26, 2007
SCUM
Well, it happened.
I can now say I've been a victim of internet fraud. My VISA card has been charged to the order of 2,000 dollars for a variety of items such as music, online gaming and an Islamic charity.
I'm quite pissed off and if I ever see someone collecting for an Islamic charity, I'll probably punch them in the face.
Scum. Scum. SCUM.
SCUM
April 25, 2007
Scoundrels yes, patriotism, probably not.
John Curtin is (quite rightly) idolised by the ALP as an example of an effective war-time leader. With the date being Anzac Day and a new hagiographic biopic, Curtin showing on the ABC, its perhaps a good time to illustrate how exactly this man was treated by fellow Labor politicans and the Union movement.
According to this op-ed, they effectively killed him.
April 19, 2007
Mind you, the Muppet Chef was Amusing
Sweden, a country which took its future and flushed it down the toilet.
The good thing about the Nordic states is there's always control groups (Denmark, Norway) to compare the country against so you can easily see how much they've fucked themselves.
April 10, 2007
No more blue cigars!
Here's one way to ensure you get a daughter rather than a son.
COUPLES who smoke when they conceive their child are almost twice as likely to get a baby girl, according to research which suggests tobacco "kills" boy foetuses.
April 07, 2007
H8TER!!!!
Curiously she doesn't give any examples of the extreme hate she's talking about, apart from an attempted ban on some "Sheik", who, apparently
... was named an "unindicted co-conspirator" in the first World Trade Centre attack in 1993, that killed six and injured 1000.
We truly are terrible people. It's true.
I'm tempted to call her a "dumb blonde", but that perhaps gives her a little too much credit to someone who converted to Islam after being kidnapped by the Taliban.
Oy. Stockholm Syndrome we hardly knew ye!
Here's a better article on hate, prejudice and irrational phobias.
April 05, 2007
This Easter, Coke brings Life!
Tomorrow, remember ye the man that died, so that ye might....
...enjoy the smooth taste of Coca Cola! (TM)
The Italian producers of an Easter film about Jesus Christ set in modern times have postponed its release after incurring the wrath of drinks giant, Coca-Cola.
The company has objected to a scene from the film, Seven Kilometres from Jerusalem, in which Jesus gets into a taxi and rips open a can of Coke.
The film has won fulsome praise from the Pope, who says he enjoys its rich message for Christians, but the scene has angered Coca-Cola Italia.
Here's a leaked screenshot:
And from the upcoming sequel: Eight Kilometres from Tel-Aviv: Pay Each Penny To Save Israel
And, rounding out the trilogy, the planned Twenty-five Kilometres from Mecca: Let's Get Jihad-ed
....Yes, Mecca Cola is a real drink.
April 03, 2007
History is Bunk
Read this and weep for the world you once knew.
April 01, 2007
Just like the Hotel California...but less exciting.
A religion so good....you'll never want to leave!
Sorry, that should read "be able to leave".
My mistake!
How dare you point out our flaws!
At the newly reformed UN "Human Rights Council" they don't take kindly to people pointing out that the UN is, once again, acting as a platform for dictators, murderers, racists and anti-semitic bigots.
So they ban you.
UPDATE: Don't worry, they're busy with far more important tasks.
Happy New Year!
Step over to Wookieepedia where Kyle Katarn is omnipresent and the masterpiece of Derek J Reda is currently featured, y'all!
Oh, and look at today's date if you're thinking WTF?