
And, to make matters worse, those ten could probably also be assigned under God's tally.
The main problems with religion seem to be that they succeed in making God into either a colossal dickhead or a raving psychotic.
Sometimes....both.
After years and years of claiming those nasty Americans were starving poor Mohammed Dawood (aka David Hicks) in Cuba, his supporters were somewhat taken aback when he appeared at his trial looking like a porker.
But fear not! Not ones to be discouraged, now we're going to hear complaints that Hicks' captors were feeding him too much.
UPDATE: The Americans fed Hicks better than they did their own troops.
Now that's a movie we can all enjoy!
DON'T YOU WANT TO PLEASE YOUR FATHER!?
Yikes. Issues.
Zimbabwe may have reach its tipping point.
Bwahahah! Pakistan sucks!
Ireland has chosen St Patrick's Day to produce the greatest upset in World Cup history to dump Pakistan form the tournanent.
It defeated mighty Pakistan by three wickets to send the 1992 champion, and one of game's undisputed superpowers, crashing out of the tournament.
Back to the pavilion with the lot of you...
UPDATE: Now the coach is dead and the captain gone. As always, notice the calm reaction of Pakistani fans.

Hop to it people, you can't let him go in his underwear!
The flaming United Airlines plane is a nice touch....