November 12, 2006

Diplomatic Incident

Indians are apparently really pissed off because Australian cricketer Damien Martyn pushed some fat Indian dude off a stage.

Ok...so it was actually the head of Indian cricket of some shit.

Check out the comments of this YouTube thread for a laugh.

Anti-Australianism, Anti-Punjabism, racism on both sides, name-calling. It's got it all!

Here's a puzzler:

I live in Australia and I know How bastard uneducated these aussies are.

They are pigs, trust me, all they do is mock around with girls and work in labours job. This is reality

I dunno what "mock around with girls" means, but it sounds fun!

(via this opinion piece.)

Posted by Quentin George at 11:13 AM | Comments (3)

November 11, 2006

Even more places to stick it.

Oral and anal sex now legal in Singapore!

Only for breeders though. Homosexuals will have to be content with deep, longing glances at each other.

The oral and anal sex prohibitions have been the subject of controversy since the court of appeal ruled in 1997 that oral sex is a crime except when it is prelude to intercourse between a man and woman.

Offenders faced either life imprisonment or a maximum of 10 years in jail and a fine.

That's a heck of a long time just for sticking your pee-pee in the wrong hole...

Posted by Quentin George at 08:51 PM | Comments (2)

Demented Duck-wit

You can bet your right testicle that if anyone, anywhere is targeted by a figure who might be considered "right-wing", some leftist dickhead will be compelled to defend them, no matter how bigoted, reactionary or intolerant the target of criticism is.

For reasons beyond my comprehension, Farifax sees fit to hire duck-obsessed cartoonist Leunig to write actual opinion pieces.

Apart from being batshit crazy, Leunig's writing is also as dumb as a box of hammers.

The latest is no exception, and ostensibly seems to be a defence of Muslim bigot Shiek "Catmeat" Hilali. Here's a sample of the article:

At some stage well into the journey you may notice a deluge of advertisements for drugs that help men to get erections, and you may find the city adorned with photographs of naked and semi-naked young women on billboards and magazines, and on the television you may see music clips featuring a continuous throbbing smorgasbord of models and dancing girls thrusting their oiled breasts and wet lips and glistening bottoms at you and groaning and clawing and stroking frantically between their legs - the place where babies are born from - and all around you will notice images of attractive, willing, hot, horny, pre-orgasmic, aching-for-penetration women gasping into the camera for you ...

Please see a doctor.

(more from Tim Blair).

Posted by Quentin George at 07:52 PM | Comments (2)