October 30, 2004
Separated at birth?
Well, I said he was dead. He still could be, judging by the quality of the film....
Anyway, with the latest lame home video from Osama, EvilPundits notice the that the terrorist is channelling Michael Moore.
Well, you know what they say, one's a morally bankrupt millionaire with the blood of thousands on their hands.
The other's Osama bin Laden.
Update: From Daily Diatribe:
Must admit the footage is grainy- can anyone see if there’s strings coming of the Binster, and a hand up his arse working his jaw?
Funny he hasn’t been seen for nearly two years except in undated videos, then all of a sudden he pops up in a studio; could it be in fact a worrying new phenomena- the computer generated terrorist fruitbag?
Well, Saddam's doubles are looking for work...
October 29, 2004
We are bad!
Australia is God's Enemy!
says one buck-toothed nutcase.
October 28, 2004
Just in case you didn't know...
The world's leaders are hideous shape-shifting reptilian aliens.
What do you mean you don't believe it? Take this guy's word for it!
I'm not claiming these people weren't 100% human at one time, what I am saying is that they invited the control and bodily takeover of Reptilians through blood drinking and rituals and now can be bodily overtaken by them or possessed against or within their own will.
What you may not have known:
Notable Reptilians: George Bush Sr., George Bush Jr., Richard Cheney, Al Gore, Colin Powell, Queen Elizabeth and all 4 sons including Prince Charles and Prince Andrew
And some more:
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld -- High Order Reptilian
Not Rummy!
Secretary of State Colin Powell --Reptilian of the Highest Order
Black Republican? You'd be a fool to believe he's human!
National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice --Alien --other type
Condie's not a reptilian at least. Everyone breathes easier...
Clinton, Hillary (D - NY) --Alien/other type
Actually, I'm not surprised.
Kennedy, Edward (D - MA) --Very high reptilian
Very fat Reptilian, too.
More on Teddy...
Is Ted Kennedy Shape-shifting?
Seen him lately?
Ah, a Conspiracy Theory!
"UNDENIED AND VERIFIED INTELLIGENCE EXPOSED BY F.B.I. BOSTON OFFICE REVEALED TO CLOAK AND DAGGER F.B.I. IS SITTING ON CREDIT CARD EVIDENCE THAT CONFIRMS 9-11 WAS A HOMEGROWN OPERATION…F.B.I. EVIDENCE REVEALS THAT THE 9-11 HIJACKER'S AIRLINE TICKETS WERE PURCHASED ON CREDIT CARDS LINKED TO SENATOR HILARY CLINTON AND SEN. KERRY..."
Hey, don't laugh! It's better than Michael Moore's!
The last word:
No You're NOT Crazy, they ARE listening to and recording everything you say, do and think!
Well, that's a relief.
It keeps getting better and better...
Good News
More Good News
Now if we can top it off with a Bush victory next week, we'll be set.
The Luvvies are going to have a heart attack.
October 25, 2004
Voyage of the Damned
Royal Navy's first Satanist welcome aboard
October 25, 2004
A devil-worshipping non-commissioned officer in the Royal Navy has become
the first registered Satanist in the British armed forces.
Chris Cranmer, a naval technician serving on the frigate Cumberland, has
been officially recognised as a Satanist by the ship's captain. That allows
him to perform Satanic rituals aboard and permits him to have a funeral
carried out by the Church of Satan if he is killed in action.
Leading hand Cranmer is now lobbying the Ministry of Defence to make
Satanism a registered religion in the armed forces.
Leading hand Cranmer, who has been aboard the Cumberland's tour of duty in
the Indian Ocean and the Persian Gulf since April, said that being
registered as a Satanist gave him "the freedom of religion I wanted,
despite its controversial nature".
Satanists are encouraged to perform devil worship rituals, to fulfil their
sexual desires and to change situations or events in accordance with their
will.
Leading hand Cranmer, 24, is single and comes from Edinburgh. He has been
in the navy for four years and was promoted leading hand - the naval
equivalent of corporal - in July last year.
He realised he was a Satanist nine years ago when he "stumbled across The
Satanic Bible. I ... came to realise I'd always been a Satanist, just
simply never knew".
He had been "warmly congratulated" by his friends and family for becoming
the armed forces' first Satanist, but did not feel that the war in Iraq was
"the devil's work".
"From a military perspective, I believe in vengeance. I don't consider
Satan to be an intelligently external force in my life; instead I consider
it an empowering internal force. If I were asked if I were evil, I would
say yes - by virtue of the common definition. However, if you asked my
family and friends you would hear a resounding 'no'. I get a massive amount
from my career, while sacrificing little."
He added: "Freedom to practise my religion irrespective of location was one
of the most important factors. I didn't want to feel I couldn't get out my
Satanic Bible and relax in bed. I didn't want to bite my tongue any more
when dealing with idiots.
"First, I can read what I want and express Satanic opinions without fear of
prejudice. Second, I no longer have to attend religious ceremonial duties
and am excused from all of them.
"Third, I will have a space provided for Satanic ritual practice - I'm not
a habitual visitor to the [ritual] chamber, but to know that I have the
facilities to use if need be is indeed a comfort.
"Fourth, I will not be subject to a denominational burial should I be
killed in action. The Church of Satan will be contacted to provide a
service ..."
The Church of Satan was founded in San Francisco in 1966 by its high
priest, Anton Szandor LaVey, author of The Satanic Bible. Adherents live by
the Nine Satanic Statements, which include "Satan represents vengeance,
instead of turning the other cheek", "Satan represents all of the so-called
sins, as they lead to physical, mental or emotional gratification", and
"Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence".
The arrival of the navy's first Satanist shocked veterans. Admiral Sir
Sandy Woodward, the former Commander of the South Atlantic Task Groups in
the Falklands War and a flag aide-de-camp to the Queen in 1989, said
Satanism would be "terribly undesirable" on a ship. "My immediate reaction
is 'Good God, what the hell's going on?"'
A spokesman for the Royal Navy said: "We are an equal opportunities
employer and we don't stop anybody from having their own religious values."
October 21, 2004
PEACE IN OUR TIME!
We Love peace for all Iraqians!
Heh.
October 20, 2004
Blog Interrupted
You may have noticed that a influx of trolls has temporarily stopped comments at Tim Blair's blog.
The reason? Apparently you can't make fun of people who hold up signs saying (sic) "SorRY Iraquis"
I blame the government. Everyone else does...nah, hell, I blame the Greens.
Guantanamo Bay is worse than we thought...
Oh, the humanity...
David Hicks is hooked on Harry Potter
Nasty americans!
October 19, 2004
He's DEAD, Jim!
As I keep telling people, Osama bin Laden is most likely dead. These two posts seem to back me up!
To paraphrase python:
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This terrorist is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is twelve virgins!
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't blown him to bits 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-TERRORIST!!
Like rats deserting a proverbial...
As Tim Blair shows, ALP heavies are deserting their "dear leader", making it even more difficult for the ALP to win the 2007 election.
Now gone: Kim Beazley, Simon Crean, Bob McMullan, Annette Ellis, John Faulkner
More to come?
Update I: Bye, Bye Lindsay Tanner.
Update II: Daryl's gone.
October 17, 2004
The other election...
Once again proving that we inhabit a different reality altogether, we here in the People's Republic of the Australian Capital Territory have re-elected the ALP government with an increased majority.
Why? Who knows.
The upside: The voters kicked out those soft-leftists who term themselves "Democrats".
The downside: We replaced them with hard leftists who term themselves "Greens".
YEEEEEEEEEHAW!
October 16, 2004
Spam, Spam, Spam!
A stupid newspaper in the UK called the "Guardian" is spamming voters in Ohio in an attempt to influence the US election. Join Tim Blair in sending a little spam back their way...
October 15, 2004
Hmmm
Apparently, Ross Cameron once tried to crack on to my cousin. That must be why he lost Parramatta, and maybe why she votes for the Commies...uh...I mean Greens. I would, after such a disturbing experience.
Still, nothing beats a friend of mine who tried desperately to pursue Kevin Rudd's daughter on the urging of a misogynist Lebanese acquaintance. I believe the brief relationship ended with a drunken phone message that said, "I'm longing for you..."
I never did get to see the girl, but if she looked like her dad then...well, 'nuff said.
Update: A picture of Ms Rudd! Definately better looking than her dad, who, I must admit, I feel a little sorry for, being trapped with the group of thugs and ex-union hacks that fill out the middle ranks of the Federal ALP. I warmed to him even more, after being told by a fellow uni student (the aforementioned Leb, in fact) that Rudd was "too conservative."
Rudd for Opposition Leader!
October 13, 2004
New books
The thingy at the side seems to have malfunctioned, so I got rid of it for now.
Current books holding my attention include "The Exile's Return" by Raymond E. Feist and "Going Postal" by Terry Pratchett.
Which nutcase am I?
It seems that...
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
October 12, 2004
Bali Anniversary
On this, the anniversary of the Bali bombing, Mark Steyn's column on the tragedy is more appropriate than ever.
Where the Left has Gone Wrong
Over at Alan E. Brain's place, there's a good long post from commentator MarkL on what has gone wrong with the modern left.
An excerpt:
One of my grandfathers joined the ALP in 1923. He rose to be a train driver after 30 years. The other in 1919 when he got back from the war. He rose to be a springsmith after 40 years. Both are dead. I am glad that they never saw 'their ALP' betray the dignity of the working man.
My grandfather was a typical Irish Catholic lifelong ALP voter. He would not recognise the party today.
Kim Beazley Snr saw it too, saying: "'The ALP used to be the cream of the working class, now it is the dregs of the middle class."
As they say, read the whole thing.
Update: The Yobbo says the same thing
In other words: What was once the workers’ party has become the wankers’ party.
Funny where people end up...
Authorised by...
There's an election on in the ACT this weekend which has been somewhat overshadowed by the Federal one the week before.
Something piked my interest in the otherwise dull-as-dishwater campaign. The ads for the Canberra Liberals were authorised by "A Wilsmore".
The name sounded familiar, so I checked the website.
Sure enough, it's the son of my old PE teachers from Grafton High School.
I think he was in my elder sister's year at high school. (Either him or his brother).
Balky makes it big!
Also, Michael Balk, close family friend of mine is currently in a Hungry Jacks ad.
Apparently as well, his little brother has a long distance girlfriend who lives in Melbourne.
Actually, not sure why I wrote that...
Groan...
I really need to fix up the look of this blog. But I can't be fucked. By the way, the election results sure brought out a lot of pissed off people commenting at my blog, eh? Inane indeed.October 10, 2004
Howard 4, Labor 0
Howard wins historic fourth term
Prime Minister John Howard is set to become the second longest serving Prime Minister after the Coalition's convincing win in yesterday's federal election.
The Coalition won the election with a swing of around 3.5 per cent on the primary vote, picking up eight seats from Labor in Tasmania, Western Australia, Queensland, New South Wales and South Australia.
Latham was gracious in defeat, showing that our democracy isn't as wounded as ultra-leftists would have you believe.
Seats which changed hands:
Bass, Bonner, Braddon, Greenway, Hasluck, Stirling, Swan, Wakefield went Liberal.
Adelaide, Cunningham, Hindmarsh, Parramatta, Richmond went Labor.
Winners: Liberals, Nationals, Greens and Family First all increased their primary vote.
Losers: Labor can't get their primary vote above the moribund 38%. Until it does, it won't win federally
What will happen next is up to Howard, but I can sense that he will hang around until he overtakes Hawke, and then hand the reigns over to Costello.
Big Losers: Democrats and One Nation are now extinct.
Notably, ACT was the only state/territory not to swing towards the Government, confirming my belief that it has bugger all effect on federal elections.
October 08, 2004
Politics...bleh...
I'm not really going to comment too much on Saturday's election, but I think (and hope) that the polls are right and Howard will win, albeit narrowly.
A few seats will be lost in SA, but offset with gains in Tasmania, Qld and WA. Maybe Greenway too.
Anyway, here's a more important question on Australian politics:
Update: Perth Rock City assesses the sexiness of WA MPs.
October 05, 2004
Worst RPG Ever!
As the site says, The arguments are over. This is the worst-executed, most mind-numbingly idiotic excuse for a RPG ever.
Read this review.
Here's a sample:
So, why is it so bad?
'Cause it's the Necronomicon of role-playing games. Not in the cool way, where it's a source of occult knowledge with a terrible, terrible price. It's the Necronomicon in the sense that if you leave a printed copy on your shelf with other RPGs, then the other RPGs will be clustered around the dead, violated body of one of its own in the morning. FATAL will most likely be down at the station in the sex crimes interrogation room, trying its best to put on an innocent face and failing miserably.
...and thats just the reviewers getting warmed up.
Oh, and here's a sample of the RPG's "art".
October 02, 2004
What famous leader am I?
I'm not sure what this says about me...
Albion Beckons!
I'll be in Sydney until Wednesday, catching up with friends and watching the Rorters and the Rapists go at in the NRL final.
I'll also be drinking large amounts of alcohol, playing a lot of excessively violent games, eating craploads of fatty fast food and pursuing a course in lechery.
Well, maybe not all at the same time.