Ah, those Catholic schoolgirls!
A sex scandal has erupted at a Queensland Catholic school implicating female students as young as 12.
The school, which cannot be identified for legal reasons, has been rocked by claims that female students were pinned down and "turkey slapped" - hit with an exposed penis - and female students had sex with their male peers for successfully performing dares.
Girls certainly weren't offering that for dares in my day. It was usually
Do that... I dare you!
What do I get for doing it?
Nothing!
Wow! You got a deal!