Alea iacta est

And you thought the Internet was just for finding pictures of Tubgirl

You can use the Web for all sorts of things!

Muslim extremists in Sydney are using the internet to gather support for making Australia an Islamic state.

The chatrooms reveal a ground swell of support for notorious terrorists such as Abu Musab al-Zarqawi among some young Muslims living in the suburbs

If you've forgotten who Zarqawi was, here's a picture of his bloated, fetid corpse to remind you.

"I reckon we stay and try our best to get to high positions in this country so it comes to the fold of Islam," a member calling himself God's Slave 4 Life wrote.

And I reckon, like a good slave, you should put on the fucking gimp suit and bend over.

Jees...I'd never thought I'd see someone happy about being a slave.....Weirdo!

Another member called Wasalam also suggested imposing the Muslim way of life on Australian society from the inside and called on members to pray for Muslims waging war overseas.

"We have to be sure firstly that Allah is pleased with us and that we're completing our task and that we're not only stressing about what's happening but that we are also doing something about it," Wasalam wrote. "May Allah help us and bring victory to the Muslimeen and Mujahideen in every land."

Uh...you mean the ones who chiefly seem to be slaughtering their fellow Muslims in places like Iraq and Afghanistan?

Good call!

Dickhead.

If it talks like a fascist, walks like a fascist, and acts like a fascist, then...

Meanwhile, the girls have other ideas.

But a female member tells her friends that Australian Muslims would be better off moving overseas.

"Don't you think we should unite in one land and from there re-organise ourselves into different territories?" she wrote. "We are investing our gold n' silver in a non-Muslim land and at any moment if the big bosses think we're up to no good, they can freeze everything!"

Gold n' Silver?!?

"Arrr...ye Muslim lass, hand over ye gold n' silver!"

Fuck knows what that bizarre bit of invective even means, but if they're looking for a country that will suit them better, it seems Somalia is heading that way...

Hand in your passports at the door, guys.

Posted by Quentin George at July 10, 2006 05:34 PM