June 17, 2006

Ronaldo ate all the pies


Australia plays Brazil in the World Cup in the next couple of days, and the main question is has Ronaldo become a fat bastard.

Not a good sign when you've got more chins than limbs.

This may be the cause of it all:

Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo has sex with his wife before every game to ensure that he plays at his peak. He says sex is the perfect way to prepare for a big match.

But he also says that the woman should do most of the work with the man relaxing and saving his energy for soccer.

Or eating pies.

Same difference!

UPDATE: Seems I wasn't the only Aussie to come up with this.

Some Aussies in Germany are chanting "Who ate all the pies?", while one suggested that when Ronaldo meets the Socceroos in Munich on Monday (at 2am AEST) he should change his shirt number from No.9 to "Four'n'Twenty'' after the iconic brand of meat pie.

Posted by Quentin George at June 17, 2006 07:12 PM
Comments

WHOEVER WROTE THIS WAS A FUCKING WANKER. AND GUESS WHAT AUSTRALIA IS OUT OF THE WORLD CUP. SO AUSSIES WHO ATE ALL THE GOALS?

Posted by: jess at July 1, 2006 08:27 AM

WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE? WHO THE HELL GAVE THIS MAN CREDENTIALS TO WRITE?

Posted by: jess at July 1, 2006 08:27 AM

Hey "jess". Lighten the fuck up.

Also, Brazil is also out of the World Cup, so they're "samba"-ing off home.

Suck shit.

Posted by: Aidan at July 2, 2006 03:51 PM