Hollywood glamour girl Jessica Alba is miffed at MTV bosses after they reportedly conned her into kissing a chimpanzee.
She explained: "It was awful. All of a sudden there was a monkey in my arms and I had to do a clip for 'most romantic moment' award at the MTV movie awards.
I'm deeply, deeply hurt Jess. I'm not that much like a monkey in appearance.
Besides, there wasn't that much tongue.
Posted by Quentin George at April 4, 2006 05:47 PM"I'm not that much like a monkey in appearance."
I agree. More like a baboon, perhaps. Or King Kong. Except Kong is devastatingly handsome.
Posted by: Jan at April 4, 2006 09:22 PMDamn. Even a chimp can get a hot babe. All the ladies must be intimidated by my good-looks...
Posted by: Engels at April 5, 2006 10:49 AMNo wonder the left calls itself a reality-based community...
Posted by: Leigh at April 6, 2006 02:52 AM