Alea iacta est

Ah brilliant. The power of Cruise and fellow scientology nutjobs is not one to be reckoned with. Now if only they could use their power for good and not bad.

Also, I can accept when Morons like Cruise or Kirsty Alley become Scientlogists, but when when decent folk like Hayes do it, it just pains me.

Hayes, your Shaft sounds track was so cool.

Jason Lee, your smart-arse character which you've used in every movie is funny.

Beck, your cameo on Futurama - when Bender becomes a folk-singer - was entertaining.

Dharam, you're a silly bitch like the rest of them.

Forgive my typing. One word: iMac.

Catherine Bell also, apparently.

Noooo!!!

There goes that fantasy.

More here:

http://home.snafu.de/tilman/faq-you/celeb.txt

NO. Not you Catherine. We could have been so perfect together. She is a good example of what happens when the Muslim world gets in bed with the Western world. Goodness.

Leonard Cohen?

This is why our Nicole gave Cruise the arse.

I didn't know Jenna Elfman was related by-law to Danny Elfman. The plot thickens.

From what I understand, Catherine Bell's mother was named "Mina" and, though Iranian, was likely not Muslim.

Most likely Jewish, Christian or Zoroastrian.

Regardless, Cathy's a Hubbardite now, so it's all moot.

Also a follower of Ron - Danny Masterson from that 70s show.

Who would've guess that uber-cool Steven Hyde was played by a nut.

I noticed Danny Masterson. I worked out who he was from his character on Cybil, and not his most recent show. How old am I...

Chuffa dated an American girl - from HK - who was half lebanese. Oh the goodness. Couldn't find bras in HK large enough for her. Yes, when she visited Oz she was too young to go out...

Shannon Elizabeth is half Lebanese...

Based on my experience, Lebanese immigrants should only be allowed to have female children....

I concur. The less testosterone, the better.