From news.com.au:
MELBOURNE'S train temptress has struck again.
However police and rail officials have met to plan an end to her saucy crime spree.
The woman broke into a cabin on a peak-hour Frankston train on Tuesday night and broadcast X-rated praise of the driver to stunned commuters.
The husky-voiced intruder is believed to be the serial seductress behind a similar break-in and announcement on the Sandringham line last week.
The trespasser evaded capture by authorities on both occasions.
As her break-in broadcasts become more frequent, longer and more detailed, pressure is building for Connex to catch the profane prankster before more commuters are subject to her sexy speeches.
"There was a woman on the address system. It was very graphic about how she was going to have sex with a driver for about three minutes," said Angela, a passenger on the Frankston-bound train.
"I thought she was in cahoots with the driver."
She couldn't pull that in Sydney's rail system. The poor gal would be waiting for hours on the platform for the damn train to turn up....
Posted by Quentin George at January 16, 2006 04:11 PMShe couldn't pull that in Sydney's rail system. The poor gal would be waiting for hours on the platform for the damn train to turn up....
We were late for a tourist bus full of Germans in Mexico. Dale and I boarded the bus sheepisly, and one of the Germans said 'In Germany, you would miss the train!' The bus exploded in laughter.
Bloody Germans...
Posted by: Engels at January 20, 2006 12:05 PMFastsize is a tosser /report
Posted by: Jimbo at January 23, 2006 11:00 AM