December 21, 2005

God, schmod, I want my monkey man!

In "The Hell?" news, we get this:

THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.

Doomed to fail?

Not according to this story.

Lock up your wives and daughters...

Posted by Quentin George at December 21, 2005 12:36 PM
Comments

We have a living example of one of those failed experiments...Michael Jackson.

Posted by: Jan at December 21, 2005 11:21 PM

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?

Posted by: jonny at December 22, 2005 12:08 PM

The entire Brazilian football team?

Posted by: Engels at December 23, 2005 06:08 PM