Planning a trip to the Middle East? National Lampoon has a handy guide.... including how to deal with suspected hijackers.
"If you can get one terrorist away from the fatalistic mentality of the Muslim pack, you can begin a dialogue," says hostage expert and psychologist Dr. Daniel Hoffstra. "Remind him that you are both merely men. Perhaps demonstrate that by quickly and discreetly showing him your well-circumsized penis. Tell him you share the same interests. Mention that you have just converted to Islam. Then, speaking soothingly, place both hands gently on the sides of the his head and snap his neck with a quick twisting motion."
(via A Yobbo's View)
Posted by Quentin George at December 14, 2005 09:17 PM