November 22, 2005
Allah's a wowser....apparently.
I sure hope these "spokesmen" the Australian Islamic community keeps throwing up are self-appointed, because I'd hate to think they're actually indicative of a broader belief in the community.
They're getting their little panties in a twist over convicted druggo Michelle Leslie and claiming she's only a "pseudo Muslim".
(Is that a bad thing, though?)
Apparently, there's a big stink over the fact she won't be attending mosques, and that on the flight home she was wearing skimpy tops, drinking champagne and reading Vogue.
I can't see anything wrong with that...
...except for reading Vogue.
UNCLEAN!!
I can't help thinking, however, if some Muslims would spend more time wearing skimpy tops, drinking champagne and reading Vogue, we'd all be better off.
Like this fella, to take a random example:
No one's allowed to laugh at my crappy photoshopping skills, by the way.
That guy looks familar? Is he related?
Ah, I see, it's you with a turban.
Posted by: Engels at November 22, 2005 07:39 PMHe's way less swarthy than me, mate.
Posted by: Aidan at November 22, 2005 08:37 PMAny self-respecting Muslim ought to know that Cosmopolitan is *the* magazine to read.
Posted by: Jan at November 22, 2005 08:52 PMPS: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Posted by: Jan at November 22, 2005 08:55 PM