Alea iacta est

Stuff

• Not often you see this headline: Mum thrilled to find son in jail
• But I think we all agree with this: Party princess Paris Hilton has stunned fans around the world with the shocking confession that she's not sexy.. For sure. The time I spent watching that video is ten minutes of my life I'll never get back.
• Saucer of Milk for these ladies. Meow!