Rub 'er down
Thanks to the Sims, I now know that the easiest way to get someone to sleep with you is to give them twenty sequential backrubs, and then pinch them on the bottom.
I also know if you want to kill them, the best way is to build them a pool, tell them to go swimming, and then remove the ladder.
Fictional - in every way
With everyone reading Harry Potter lately, I thought I'd bring up one part of the books which has always bothered me. In Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are desperate and dateless for their Yule Ball (since gal pall Hermione is off with Viktor Krum) and so they make do with Padma and Parvati Patil.
Now, these two are labelled the "best looking girls" in the school in the book.
So why the hell are they the sympathy dates for those two losers?
Blurry...
Watching the Sound of Music on the weekend I realised:
Man, they used a hell of a lot of vaseline on the lens in those days.
Posted by Quentin George at July 25, 2005 07:13 PMI still think the best way to kill someone is to make them sit through Batman and Robin while listening to Backstreet Boys at the same time.
Then again, I'm a bit of a sadist.
Posted by: Jan at July 25, 2005 09:52 PM"Then again, I'm a bit of a sadist."
Yes, yes you are....
....Don't hurt me!
Posted by: Aidan at July 25, 2005 09:56 PMI'll try...can't promise you anything, though...
Posted by: Jan at July 25, 2005 10:28 PM