Here's something you shouldn't really post on a blog if you happen to be a teacher:
"Today was my first day teaching course 308/722 at the Boston University Dept. of Jounralis (sic). There are six students, most of whom are probably smarter than me, but they DON'T READ THE PAPER!!! Not the Globe, Times, Herald or Wall Street Journal. I can shame them into reading, I guess, but why are they taking the course if they don't like to read. But I digress. Now here's the nub of my issue. Of my six students, one (the smartest, wouldn't you know it?) is incredibly hot. If you've ever been to Israel, she's got the sloe eyes and bitchin' bod of the true Sabra. It was all I could do to remember the other five students. I sense danger, Will Robinson."
Mmmm....whoops!
What a thing to say on your first (and presumably, last) day of work.
PS: If you're unsure of what "sloe-eyed" means, it apparently means "Having slanted dark eyes."
"Bitchin' Bod" is a bit more esoteric...
(Stolen from NZPundit)
Posted by Quentin George at July 21, 2005 05:39 PM