July 20, 2005
Down on the Farm
It gets lonely up there in the Washington, and with alcohol, even Mr Ed can start to look pretty sexy...
A HORSE lover died of internal injuries from sex with a stallion at a ranch used by a bestiality ring, police in the US state of Washington said today.
The man suffered fatal trauma while being sodomised by a stallion at a stud farm that catered to men who wanted sex with animals, Enumclaw Police Commander Eric Sortland said.
"From the medical examiner's office to the sheriff to the police detectives, we have never seen anything remotely close to what we have in the past two weeks," Sortland said.
You're telling me! Imagine living next to such a farm, watching car after car of seedy men pull in to its driveway, startling the nervous sheep. I guess that's the closest thing an American can get to actually living in New Zealand.
The shocking events at the ranch were exposed after a man's body was dropped off at a hospital south-east of Seattle on July 2 after his encounter with the horse.
"Basically, his colon was ruptured, along with his lower organs in that region, and he bled out," Sortland said.
He liked it rough.
(I love the casual "he was dropped off at a hospital".
I bet they told the doctor -
"Um, he was outside and slipped.
Oh, yeah, he was naked at the time.
And he happened to fall on an erect horse penis.
Yeah, what are the odds?" )
A cache of hundreds of hours of videotaped man-on-beast sex sessions was found hidden in a field, Sortland said.
The animals kept at the farm included ponies, horses, goats, sheep and dogs, according to the police commander.
Images of the flock of offerings on the bestial dude ranch were relayed over the internet and records indicate men had come from throughout the United States, according to police.
"Unfortunately, these people were very diligent in filming their activities," Sortland said of a viewing task detectives have found unpleasant.
Now that's an excuse to call off sick - when you are called into work for an emergency, to be told "We've got three hundred tapes of animal porn...so get some popcorn and start watching!"
The case is being used by state politicians backing a bill that would make it illegal to have sex with beasts, Sortland said.
It scares me that there are some people who HAVE TO BE TOLD NOT TO LET A HORSE STICK ITS PENIS IN THEIR ANUS!
I mean....really!
Posted by Quentin George at July 20, 2005 05:55 PMThe worst thing is - you can't just say - yeah we caught them with heaps of horse p@rn. You have to make sure EVERY SINGLE ONE is actually...horse p@rn.
Poor cops - they don't get paid enough for that!!!
Posted by: Slobbodany at July 20, 2005 06:29 PMUgh. Just, ugh.
Posted by: Leigh at July 20, 2005 08:55 PMyuck, why do you have to inflict this on us henno, I was blissfully ignorant. It was bliss I tells ya!
Posted by: Jimbo at July 21, 2005 10:56 AM"Basically, his colon was ruptured, along with his lower organs in that region, and he bled out"
um...errr...yeah..., that'll happen when you let a HORSE!, have his way with you.
Posted by: Thomas at July 22, 2005 06:14 PM