July 14, 2005

God, try sticking with ominous clouds.

I've heard of religious omens, but this is ridiculous:

THIN Sandar, a chicken seller in Myanmar, had always dreamed of being a man. When she inexplicably grew a penis last month, the 21-year-old treated it as an awe-inspiring omen - as have the thousands of stunned villagers who have traveled to a pagoda to see him.

Typical, God used to do such cool stuff, like stopping the sun, causing eclipses and smoting thousands, but now he's reduced to transgender surgery.

Here's the rest of this delightful tale.

Posted by Quentin George at July 14, 2005 05:36 PM
Comments

Wow, india must be one of the few places in the world where 1000's of people will travel to look at a penis.

Posted by: Jimbo at July 14, 2005 05:50 PM

Did you read the article? It was Myanmar.

Myanmar = Burma.

India = India.

Posted by: Aidan at July 14, 2005 06:04 PM

God's just getting lazy, methinks. So He's resorting to making the 2-in-1 types now...

Posted by: Jan at July 15, 2005 12:38 AM

No I read the get fucked article. Anyway who the hell calls burma myanwahatever most retarded idea ever.

Posted by: Jimbo at July 15, 2005 03:57 PM

p.s. I didnt read it really as I had already been told about it. So I will stand by he above statement.

Posted by: Jimbo at July 15, 2005 04:02 PM

"Anyway who the hell calls burma myanwahatever most retarded idea ever."

The Burmese government.

Posted by: Aidan at July 15, 2005 05:11 PM

"He's resorting to making the 2-in-1 types now..."

It must have been in the plan, or why do I have nipples?

Posted by: Flashman at July 15, 2005 08:05 PM

Cos it's fun for you to tweak 'em?

Posted by: Aidan at July 16, 2005 12:58 AM

"Cos it's fun for you to tweak 'em?"

That's what you do with yours??

Posted by: Jan at July 16, 2005 01:50 PM

"That's what you do with yours??"

Yeah...what do you do with yours?

Posted by: Aidan at July 16, 2005 06:44 PM