It's the old story.
Man meets girl, man falls in love with girl, girl turns out to be automatic customer service bot.
Intrigued, I had a chat with her myself.
I decided to put it all on the table, right at the start:
I said: I really want to make sweet love to you.
She said: Please take a look at Swedish Sweets.
Kinky.
I said: Will you marry Aidan? No one else will.
She said: There's nothing I can really say to that. I would be more than happy to talk about IKEA though.
Anna's not the only girl who's said that, eh, Aidan? :P
Posted by: Jan at June 29, 2005 09:32 PMYeah, women are always talking to me about IKEA...
The hell?
Posted by: Aidan at June 29, 2005 10:06 PMI guess they want you to help assemble their furniture. Which reminds me...there are some shelves that need fixing in the boardroom...
Posted by: Jan at June 29, 2005 10:28 PMYes ma'am.
Posted by: Aidan at June 29, 2005 10:38 PM