June 05, 2005

Be Careful where you go, mate

You can't just take a leak, anywhere, you know. In the story about eeeevil guards mistreating some book we hear:

In one incident, which took place in March, Southern Command said a guard left his post and urinated near an air vent and "the wind blew his urine through the vent" and into a cell block.

It said a detainee told guards the urine "splashed on him and his Koran".

Obviously this guy never went to uni. I once knew someone who had a very unusual method of waking people, up, let me tell you.

Ah-huh.

Don't worry, God only really hates people that piss against a wall.

Don't believe me? Read any of the following biblical passages: 1 Sam.25:22, 25:34; 1 Kings.14:10, 16:11, 21:21; 2 Kings.9:8.

As Mark Twain said in Letters from Earth:

"A person could piss against a tree, he could piss on his mother, he could piss on his own breeches, and get off, but he must not piss against the wall -- that would be going quite too far. The origin of the divine prejudice against this humble crime is not stated; but we know that the prejudice was very strong -- so strong that nothing but a wholesale massacre of the people inhabiting the region where the wall was defiled could satisfy the Deity."

Consider yourself warned!


Update: Move over Piss Christ, hello Piss Koran!

Posted by Quentin George at June 5, 2005 11:57 AM
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