May 30, 2005

Caps lead to Parkas, Parkas lead to Chainsaws...

A BRITISH juvenile delinquent who terrorised his neighbours with a chainsaw was banned today from wearing a cap or hooded sweatshirt for five years.

Yes, you read that correctly, his reign of terror involved a chainsaw, but he has been denied...his cap.

Posted by Quentin George at May 30, 2005 07:16 PM
Comments

Climate of fear, mate. Everybody - especially the middle class - knows that crimes are only committed by gang members in baseball caps and hoodies.

Posted by: Flashman at May 30, 2005 08:24 PM

At least if he wore his cap, you'd see him coming!

Posted by: Flashman at May 30, 2005 08:25 PM

But of course, it was his cap and hoodie that were the only reason for his crazed attack. Without them, he'd have to be a good upstanding citizen!

Posted by: Leigh at June 1, 2005 05:54 PM

Well, he was banned from using chainsaws as well!

Posted by: Scott Campbell at Blithering Bunny at June 3, 2005 07:38 PM

"Well, he was banned from using chainsaws as well!"

Well, yes, that is down the bottom, buried with the rest of the article.

But I just found it amusing what the headline focused on...

Posted by: Aidan at June 4, 2005 12:36 AM