Jackson shared toilet with chimp
CALIFORNIAN jurors have heard Michael Jackson say one of his pet chimps would use the same toilet he did, had good table manners and helped clean his bedroom.
In a videotaped interview shown at his child sex trial, the "King of Pop" described the joy he felt when he returned to his Neverland Ranch, where he keeps a variety of animals.
"I come home to my deer or my chimps and I can hug them," he said in the interview recorded two years ago.
"They run around, help me clean the room. They help me dust, clean the window," he said, apparently quite seriously.
What the FUCK?!? They help you dust the room? With what, their fucking snouts?
He said his long-time pet chimp, Bubbles, even used the toilet in his bedroom suite.
"Bubbles would go by himself," he said, confirming to the interviewer it was the same toilet he himself used.
Please tell me you at least wiped down the seat. Please!
Jackson indicated Bubbles also knew how to behave at the dinner table. "He'd pick up the spoon and fork."
That's one smart chimp...and one...odd...man.
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Posted by Quentin George at May 12, 2005 06:19 PM