Alea iacta est

What do you care if the EU squander their money away on a seemingly futile cause? Then you can just sit back smug and say you were right you Euroskeptic.

The problem here is the yank's lifestyle. I'm sure if the yanks stopped driving SUV's (another clever market ploy done by yank companies to swindle the average naive American) and eating steaks all day, they'd reach the Kyoto guidelines (and actually save money) in no time.

"The Porsche SUV: a device made to separate Americans from their money"

Because, it may surprise you, I actually have an interest in the environment. And I doubt want the looneys ruining any chance we have to fix it.

Suggestions then?

I say the world should declare war on the States. Under the new regime, Americans will eat Tufou and drive Mazdas, no wait, Hondas - a purely independent Japanese company.

Also, we'll stop China from manufacturing cars - the Europeans do a better job anyway - and steel. They can go back to living with bamboo.

"Doesn't matter if the cat is black or white. As long as it catches mice." - Some Chinese Leader

My suggestions:

All greenies will be round up and forced to labour in eco-friendly slave labour power generators.

Then, after they expire from overwork, they will be fed into industrial size shredders and turned into 100% recycled pet food.

Oh, how very Soylent Green.

Now I know why it took so long, especially in the States, for CFC's and lead products to be outlawed (curses to Thomas Midgley).