Apparently, Michael Jackson, currently suffering from the flu, is staying on the same floor as the Pediatrics Unit.
Teehee.
Do you think they could've thought that through a little better?
Additional: Check out Jacko's dream team!
Choreographer Wade Robson, from Queensland, and Brett Barnes, of Melbourne, were yesterday named among the 370 witnesses for the Jackson defence team.
They will share the court with some of the biggest names in show business, including Elizabeth Taylor, Diana Ross, Stevie Wonder
How is a blind man going to be a witness on what goes on in Neverland?
and Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees, who will all give evidence to support Jackson's claim he is not a child molester.
The two Aussies were among the many witnesses listed by Jackson's lawyers, who also said the defence would hear from Kobe Bryant, the LA Lakers basketballer who was charged with rape and is now being sued over the alleged attack, and Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter, who is rumoured to have beaten up Paris Hilton.
Mmm...great, reliable witnesses
Jackson's defence dream team also extends to spoon bender Uri Geller and magician David Blaine, who in 2003 starved himself for 44 days in a box suspended over the River Thames in London.
Oh, for fucks sake a spoon-bender and a magician? Who's next? An indian "mystic" and some comedians?
Among the other witnesses are lifestyle guru Deepak Chopra, CNN television network host Larry King, US talk show host Jay Leno, comedian Chris Tucker, Grammy award-winning musician Quincy Jones and dozens of workers and former workers at Jackson's Neverland Ranch.
Clearly all of these expert witnesses will be able to make qualified statements on the DNA evidence.
Posted by Quentin George at February 17, 2005 04:42 PMI also hear that Jackon's chimp is running the proceedings.
Posted by: Dan at February 17, 2005 05:37 PMBubbles is a respected officer of the law, so you should show him respect.
Posted by: Aidan at February 17, 2005 05:49 PM