Sometimes we all wish we could be Michael Moore, well, maybe without the obesity and moonbattery.
It must be pretty cool to earn millions from showing the rest of the world your conspiracy theories in glorious full-feature film format. You know, just like Oliver Stone does as well.
Anyway, I thought I try my own hand at a little conspiracy theorising...
What's going on with Mark Latham? None of his colleagues seem to have a clue.
He's apparently sick with pancreatitis, but then some berk seems him at at a resort. And who should be filling in as defactor Opposition spokesman? Why none other than Kevin Rudd..
Is Rudd positioning himself for a challenge after Latham recovers? Or, weirder yet, (cue spooky, conspiracy-esque muzak) has Rudd pulled a Yushenko-style dioxin/nerve gas attack on his leader?
Hey, I'm just asking a question...
But seriously, let's hope he recovers as soon as possible. If only to get him out of that hat...
Posted by Quentin George at January 11, 2005 04:33 PMYeah, a nerve gas attack that will leave Latham looking like the picture in the above post.
Posted by: Dan at January 12, 2005 12:59 PMYou've been greenlighted ;)