From news.com.au
RUSSIAN scientists claim to have discovered the wreck of an alien device at the site of an unexplained explosion in Siberia almost a hundred years ago, the Interfax news agency has reported.
The scientists, who belong to the Tunguska space phenomenon public state fund, said they found the remains of an extra-terrestrial device that allegedly crashed near the Tunguska river in Siberia in 1908.
They also claim to have discovered a 50kg rock which they have sent to the Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk for analysis.
Finally! Bob Brown and Michael Moore can return to their home planet.
(As an aside, I'd like to remind our potential new extragalactic overlords that as a trusted Internet personality, I could be useful in rounding up other humans to toil in their underground sugar mines...)